{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt Bohnhoff (erfunden)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Aug-12 16:06:54 UTC","author_name":"Matt Bohnhoff (erfunden)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/erfunden","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1813572","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mail Order Queen\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> I always figured the Cosmic Empress (or whatever) was off controlling even more important things than just the sun (like entire galaxies) and left the princesses in charge of a (cosmically) minor planet for a (cosmically) short period of time.  Kind of existentialist.  But I like the senile queen idea too!"}