{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Aug-12 16:19:49 UTC","author_name":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/princelypublictimeline","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1813587","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/16059\" class=\"url\" title=\"Matt Bohnhoff\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">erfunden<\/span><\/a><\/span> it's because luna and celestia are not actually sisters! ... But a homosexual couple ruling as queen and queen would be frowned upon, so they agreed early on to convince the world they were sisters! And the queen is locked in a tower, cutting and snorting lines of zap-apple skin shavings"}