{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Omni (omni)'s status on Saturday, 18-Aug-12 17:42:17 UTC","author_name":"Omni (omni)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/omni","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1823196","html":"Kids these days... Kid: I need a Windows 7 64-bit download. | Me: Why do you "need" it? | Kid: Because I do | Me: Unless you have to run Windows-only software, you should try something free and legal like Ubuntu or Linux Mint before getting Windows 7 illegally | Kid: I can't use those, I need Windows 7 | Me: Then you're on your own, I won't help you illegally download stuff when the free and legal alternatives are just as good | Kid: Fine, then give me that | *gives Ubuntu download link* | Kid: That was fast, I've been searching two days for that | Me: It's not Windows 7, so not illegal to download and therefore easier to find | *Kid starts flooding me with insults*"}