{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"doates (doates)'s status on Saturday, 18-Aug-12 21:23:47 UTC","author_name":"doates (doates)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/doates","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1823741","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/18505\" class=\"url\" title=\"Franklin Latta\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">killerkiwi117<\/span><\/a><\/span> Just because I haven't read the bible doesn't mean I don't know the signs of Snooki having a child."}