{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Creamsicle Badlands (wafers)'s status on Sunday, 19-Aug-12 20:10:36 UTC","author_name":"Creamsicle Badlands (wafers)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/wafers","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1827086","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/12065\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">largist<\/span><\/a><\/span> Right now its a re-telling of &quot;Black Christmas&quot; where there were like 10 shark attacks in a week within the same beach back in 1957. I got a simple solution to all the shark problems. Stay the hell out of their territory!"}