{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Monday, 20-Aug-12 09:05:58 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1829750","html":"People who post here with like "hello" or something and then moping when they get no response are clearly fundamentally misunderstanding the entire purpose of microblogging.  No-one cares about "hello".  Post a witty observation!  Tell a story!  Share a cute picture!  Post a rant about how other people are doing it wrong!"}