{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Aug-12 04:03:47 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1832252","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6850\" class=\"url\" title=\"Purple!\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">purple<\/span><\/a><\/span> No, no, you're reading it all wrong. It's fore-strain. As in, what happens to your forelegs when you attempt to descend stairs via keyboard-based leg control."}