{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt Bohnhoff (erfunden)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Aug-12 21:51:32 UTC","author_name":"Matt Bohnhoff (erfunden)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/erfunden","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1838454","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17934\" class=\"url\" title=\"Nicholas Alexander Tessier\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">nixter<\/span><\/a><\/span> If she lasted that long.  I'd say there's a good chance that she'd trip down a flight of stairs and then explode."}