{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Friday, 24-Aug-12 00:03:59 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1842424","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/5702\" class=\"url\" title=\"Bryan A. Barbosa\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">shadowlight<\/span><\/a><\/span> Okay, but I can't teleport it through the internet, so I'll just have to drink it on your behalf. :P"}