{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 24-Aug-12 20:37:32 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1846248","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/427\" class=\"url\" title=\"Marissa\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">moonprincess<\/span><\/a><\/span> itd suck if the universe blew up on account of you missing your window of opportunity to help yourself to a pubescent boy's naked spam porpoise"}