{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"mr. no (punctuation)'s status on Saturday, 25-Aug-12 02:01:40 UTC","author_name":"mr. no (punctuation)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/punctuation","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1847359","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/21261\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ryan Besemer\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">cheesydeth<\/span><\/a><\/span> That's cool. I'd never join the Canadian Military, I'm not risking getting shot. :p"}