{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ryan Besemer (cheesydeth)'s status on Saturday, 25-Aug-12 04:44:34 UTC","author_name":"Ryan Besemer (cheesydeth)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/cheesydeth","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1847938","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4320\" class=\"url\" title=\"Katze Kattepus\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">nerthos<\/span><\/a><\/span> I wish I could think like that, but I have a lot of really odd morals. I can't actually defend myself until about the fifth time in a row someone punches me in the face for instance."}