{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Omni (omni)'s status on Saturday, 25-Aug-12 15:52:22 UTC","author_name":"Omni (omni)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/omni","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1849183","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/21261\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ryan Besemer\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">cheesydeth<\/span><\/a><\/span> I give this planet one hour until some idiot shoots a portal on someone else's body."}