{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Saturday, 25-Aug-12 20:58:57 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1850212","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10428\" class=\"url\" title=\"Bit Shift\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">bitshift<\/span><\/a><\/span> That wristlojackimator has such tiny text.  No wonder he's holding it so close to his face."}