{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"I am an idiot (egg)'s status on Saturday, 25-Aug-12 22:07:13 UTC","author_name":"I am an idiot (egg)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/egg","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1850523","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/8447\" class=\"url\" title=\"Eric\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">lovetolerateandsquee<\/span><\/a><\/span> You have a smart phone. Close your door and go under covers and just do whatever on your phone. I just watch mlp and that 70s show on netflix."}