{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Toothpaste Pony! (minti)'s status on Sunday, 26-Aug-12 21:17:12 UTC","author_name":"Toothpaste Pony! (minti)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/minti","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1853504","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10428\" class=\"url\" title=\"Bit Shift\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">bitshift<\/span><\/a><\/span> Long story short, I can only see out of one eye at once. The other is kind of like, ignored. Also, I have a lazy eye I  can control. Derpy eyes go! (I can even make it look like I can move the individually. XD)"}