{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Sunday, 26-Aug-12 21:20:03 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1853518","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"(&#x25E1;&#x203F;&#x25E1;&#x273F;)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Because it became illegal to urinate off it? :P"}