{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"I am an idiot (egg)'s status on Sunday, 26-Aug-12 22:29:54 UTC","author_name":"I am an idiot (egg)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/egg","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1853768","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/8277\" class=\"url\" title=\"doates\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">doates<\/span><\/a><\/span> Use the kamehameha on your cat"}