{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Monday, 27-Aug-12 22:00:15 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1857702","html":"From Tumblr: "7. Help! I\u2019m a straight, white, male, cisgendered, thin, ablebodied human! What should I do?!\nOption 1: die\nOption 2: choke and die""}