{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Friday, 31-Aug-12 04:50:02 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1870603","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4320\" class=\"url\" title=\"Katze Kattepus\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">nerthos<\/span><\/a><\/span> I would pull that out as painlessly as possible, nail your leg into the ground with it, and continue to kick you in the balls until the burst like watermelons, or I fainted and probably died from blood loss. I would die happy. No offense."}