{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Friday, 31-Aug-12 05:33:03 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1870699","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/8494\" class=\"url\" title=\"John H.\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">crusader8<\/span><\/a><\/span> I know. He already has the biggest throbbing grapes ever, so that's where I would assume he would be. So if he lives INSIDE a apples, he lives in sex."}