{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 31-Aug-12 11:12:30 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1871192","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/15404\" class=\"url\" title=\"Matthew Broderick\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mibthebrony<\/span><\/a><\/span> Did you hear about the one-armed butler?  He could take it, but he couldn't dish it out."}