{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Sunday, 02-Sep-12 04:14:12 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1877779","html":"So last night I had a dream that "my boss" (actually, like, Robert Patrick or some junk) was trying to rape a female co-worker of mine (at a job I've never had). I walked into the office, and then "my boss" was trying to be all, "Hey lady, I can't sex with you, we're boss\/worker and stuff" to play it off. Then I walked up, put him in a full-nelson, and told the lady, "Have at it." So she started punching the crap out of rapist-boss-man while I held him still. As much as I hate sleeping, I sure do love dreaming."}