{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"mr. no (punctuation)'s status on Sunday, 02-Sep-12 18:23:27 UTC","author_name":"mr. no (punctuation)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/punctuation","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1878788","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2118\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jordan Cameron\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">tenmihara<\/span><\/a><\/span> I usually drink from a 2L bottle, like straight from the bottle, I rarely have a glass, so when I drink coke and all the bubbles attack my mouth I feel like my jaw snapped in half."}