{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Tuesday, 04-Sep-12 00:52:23 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1885961","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9751\" class=\"url\" title=\"Samuel\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">dlcentaur<\/span><\/a><\/span> Then I'm the goddamn Batman."}