{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Omni (omni)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Sep-12 06:02:47 UTC","author_name":"Omni (omni)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/omni","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1887487","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ice Cream Stepman\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> Fair enough, I've already let my phone drop down a whole floor and the result was always the back opening and the battery and SIM card flying out through the room, but never any real damage to the phone."}