{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ellis (ellistia)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Sep-12 18:32:33 UTC","author_name":"Ellis (ellistia)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ellistia","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1888775","html":"I like how my mum just assumes I'm heterosexual even though I've never had a girlfriend."}