{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Omni (omni)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Sep-12 18:37:13 UTC","author_name":"Omni (omni)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/omni","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1888785","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/131\" class=\"url\" title=\"Elliot\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ecmc<\/span><\/a><\/span> My mom assumed I was gay until I got my owner, whom just happens to be female. Now she thinks I'm straight, even though I'm still asexual :("}