{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Sep-12 22:01:27 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1889667","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"(&#x25E1;&#x203F;&#x25E1;&#x273F;)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Being more scared of ghost murderrapists than real, living, right behind you murderrapists IS objectively dumb."}