{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Omni (omni)'s status on Thursday, 06-Sep-12 12:48:51 UTC","author_name":"Omni (omni)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/omni","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1894271","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ice Cream Stepman\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> Smelly, unable to ever get a partner, playing World of Warcraft as long as they can before their body stops working, attracted to young girls dressed like in-game characters, and the list goes on. If it would be a comedy thingy, it would just be stupid, but this was actually a serious news report."}