{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"mr. no (punctuation)'s status on Friday, 07-Sep-12 02:14:15 UTC","author_name":"mr. no (punctuation)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/punctuation","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1896249","html":"@iluvzfluttershy<\/span><\/a><\/span> K, so like I hate gym today and we had to do, like, PHYSICAL ACTIVITY! But we had to do like this weird thing were we do a bunch of different workouts really fast without a break at all and it lasts for like 5 minutes and it's really tiring and I had a jalape\u00f1o bagel today that melted my insides so my lungs felt like a smoker's and it hurt and then I did it and I was like, "HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG." But then in the change room I heard a cling and my jew-sense told me that money was to be stolen so I found a toonie and I stole it and no one noticed and I was like, "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!""}