{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"mr. no (punctuation)'s status on Sunday, 09-Sep-12 01:52:04 UTC","author_name":"mr. no (punctuation)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/punctuation","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1902211","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/14159\" class=\"url\" title=\"&#x2206;&#x2206;&#x2206;&#x2206;&#x2206;&#x2206;&#x2206;\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">marshy<\/span><\/a><\/span> No you aren't. BABIES are annoy. And KIDS are annoying. Oh, sure you didn't buy them a cookie ONCE but for ALL the times you fed them, clothed them, cared for them it doesn't matter in the SLIGHTEST because the WORST PARENT EVER DIDN'T BUY THEIR KID A COOKIE ONCE, HOW SAD!!!!!!! GOD I HATE CHILDREN."}