{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Sep-12 15:12:45 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1907672","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/8277\" class=\"url\" title=\"doates\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">doates<\/span><\/a><\/span> Today I learned that in Star Trek, all alien pregnancies show instantly and there are no such things as contraceptives."}