{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Sep-12 00:39:26 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1909400","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2706\" class=\"url\" title=\"Rodolfo Andrade Breves\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mushi<\/span><\/a><\/span> I feel like Twilight's the only one who's sane enough to marry. With Pinkie I'd never get any sleep, Dash is too rowdy, I don't feel like picking apples all day, Fluttershy would be too scared of marriage, and I somehow feel like Rarity would be unfaithful."}