{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Roy G. Biv (roygbiv)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jun-11 15:13:11 UTC","author_name":"Roy G. Biv (roygbiv)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/roygbiv","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/191137","html":"Today's 'facehoof' moment: Someone going 85 mph on the highway crashes their car while drunk, while having sex, &amp; while being &quot;partially or totally in the backseat at the time&quot;. Oh, and there was also another dude in the car <a href=\"http:\/\/wapo.st\/jzD2Tk\" title=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/blogs\/the-state-of-nova\/post\/on-the-beltway-a-claim-of-drunken-sex-at-85-mph\/2011\/06\/15\/AGNgleWH_blog.html\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/wapo.st\/jzD2Tk<\/a> Why are they NOT DEAD!? And they're SUING!? #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/facehoof\" rel=\"tag\">facehoof<\/a><\/span>"}