{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Michael J. Caboose (aju1ceb0x)'s status on Thursday, 13-Sep-12 03:00:30 UTC","author_name":"Michael J. Caboose (aju1ceb0x)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/aju1ceb0x","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1912779","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2399\" class=\"url\" title=\"John\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">darcyblue<\/span><\/a><\/span> ....ummmm. wow. yea i got nothing on how to make you any cooler. maybe...do you have a jet pack?"}