{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Saturday, 15-Sep-12 03:06:54 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1918708","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/427\" class=\"url\" title=\"Marissa\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">moonprincess<\/span><\/a><\/span> I would recommend crying and calling your mother for reasurrance."}