{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derpyshy \/ chem (shyderp)'s status on Saturday, 15-Sep-12 09:55:23 UTC","author_name":"derpyshy \/ chem (shyderp)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/shyderp","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1919468","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9751\" class=\"url\" title=\"Samuel\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">dlcentaur<\/span><\/a><\/span> @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/22049\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mika Sakai\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">magicalheartcadence<\/span><\/a><\/span> You lay down, relax, keep your eyes open, and when you your body itches somewhere, don't scratch the itch. That way, your brain thinks you're asleep :3"}