{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Toothpaste Pony! (minti)'s status on Sunday, 16-Sep-12 23:01:53 UTC","author_name":"Toothpaste Pony! (minti)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/minti","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1924164","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"GIT OFF MY LAWN\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> Yeah, probbaly. But knowing SN it'll probably take like 7 queries just to get the in-context link. 7 queries using SN's database API and Memcache objects and oh god"}