{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Monday, 17-Sep-12 01:56:26 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1924961","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4320\" class=\"url\" title=\"Katze Kattepus\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">nerthos<\/span><\/a><\/span> That's the point. Except Carcino will just reform into a giant blob of beer. He would be a giant monster that would carry #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/fineladies\" rel=\"tag\">fineladies<\/a><\/span> to the top of the empire state."}