{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Monday, 17-Sep-12 03:26:11 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1925332","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/5768\" class=\"url\" title=\"Thomas H\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">nlghtmaremoon<\/span><\/a><\/span> Butt-tons are metric, butt-tonnes are imperial. Spelling is important, kids!"}