{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Sep-12 02:04:59 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1927955","html":"#<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/ifiwereinmlp\" rel=\"tag\">if-i-were-in-MLP<\/a><\/span> There would be lots of bacon. Specifically, #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/sugarbacon\" rel=\"tag\">sugarbacon.<\/a><\/span> And I would only eat it while in the presence of Fluttershy."}