{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Sep-12 02:56:14 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1928165","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1199\" class=\"url\" title=\"Colfax\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">colfax<\/span><\/a><\/span> I can just about guarantee that if Bob Newhart stuck me in the neck with a poison dart I will not have seen it coming."}