{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"lemniscate (lemniscate)'s status on Friday, 21-Sep-12 19:33:39 UTC","author_name":"lemniscate (lemniscate)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/lemniscate","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1937389","html":"I'm changing my phone's ringtone to a couple seconds of silence, followed by <a href=\"http:\/\/m.youtube.com\/watch?v=uXILNncQwH4\" title=\"http:\/\/m.youtube.com\/watch?v=uXILNncQwH4\" class=\"attachment\" id=\"attachment-126299\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/m.youtube.com\/watch?v=uXILNncQwH4<\/a>. I'll set it to vibrate and play at the same time, so when I feel it vibrate I can quickly blurt out a punchline such as &quot;The aristrocrats! Airline food! To get to the other side!&quot;"}