{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Sunday, 23-Sep-12 01:40:05 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1939812","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4320\" class=\"url\" title=\"Katze Kattepus\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">nerthos<\/span><\/a><\/span> I can't. All I can do is play Minecraft all day because I don't have swords or guns or better games or people who notice I exist or anywhere to walk to or anywhere to go to or any movies to watch or any hobbies."}