{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Sep-12 02:01:16 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1945830","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/23756\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jon\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">turtlschoolfilms<\/span><\/a><\/span> Imma tell you a story. It's called &quot;The Ugly Alicorn&quot;. Once upon a time, in the magical realm of Equestria, there was an ugly Alicorn. He was so ugly, that everyone died. The end."}