{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"geesee's status on Saturday, 18-Jun-11 03:12:34 UTC","author_name":"geesee","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/geesee","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/194605","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1369\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mac\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">madflavors<\/span><\/a><\/span> Heh, of course. Too bad most people have guns out there, and you can't run fast enough to get them before they've drained half of your HP."}