{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Sep-12 04:04:59 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1946649","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7119\" class=\"url\" title=\"Firestorm\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">firestormdangerdash<\/span><\/a><\/span> But what if the tentacles... were actually all ponies?!"}