{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Thursday, 27-Sep-12 03:30:12 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1952504","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/24373\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ron Orr\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">blankron<\/span><\/a><\/span> We could always saw you in half and count the rings to be sure."}