{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Thursday, 27-Sep-12 11:05:43 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1953380","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Pony is for gay and i'm a man! :D\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> No but seriously, why do we live in a world where the logical conclusion to &quot;these two people separated by a century look similar&quot; is MUST BE VAMPIRE?  I can't decide if that's an awesome world to live in or not."}